I have been taken to the highest court for my judgement.
Judge (dad): Do you solemnly swear that you will tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?
Toffee: yes your Dadship.
Judge (dad): a complaint has been given, stating that you have peed and pooped at the (reads the document again) uh.. Big big bed while no one was in the bedroom?
Toffee: no! I can't climb the big big bed
Judge (dad): we have exhibit A
Judge (dad): do you recognise this?
Toffee: yes, uh.. that's the box I won from the Pets on Pawrade Contest.
Judge (dad): you have used this as an accomplice so you can climb the big big bed. Is it correct?
Toffee: uhhh... uhhh.. umm.. I might have used that.. gulp..Judge (dad): then the box toppled over and you don't know how to get down so you soiled the big big bed.
Toffee: waah! I just want to see the big big bed.. I got scared and I can't go down.
Judge (dad): so you admit you did commit the crime?
Toffee: I can't help it.. I don't know how to get down and I feel soo excited being in the big big bed..
Judge (dad): you have commited a crime.. and therefore you must be punished.
Toffee: no no no! I'm still underaged.. help help! I didn't mean it
Judge (dad): for that I order for a LIFE PEN SENTENCE and ban you from the big big bed and the room.
Toffee: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
My furrends, please help me. I want to go back in the room with the big big bed. Help me convince the Judge a.k.a. Dad.
Oh poor me..
I plead to you my furrends...
I'll be depending on you to save me from this cold cruel cell.. you're my only hope..
29 comments:
I'm sure it was an accident and seeing as this was your first "crime", I think you should be let off this once! Anyway, you're too handsome to lock up and throw away the key!
Love ya lots,
Maggie
Hi Toffee,
Its your first crime so its okay...you will learn to get sneakier!You will learn to use tools to aid and abett and then sleep on the bed all day and get down before the parents come home!!!
Thats why the parents lock their rooms now as I used to eat mommys expensive lip balms!
Frasier
Oh no Toffee!
I am sorry you are in jail... I can see how you wanted to see what was up on the big bed and how you got scared up there. I think that maybe you could make an appeal and ask for permission into the room and on the big bed when there is someone there with you. That is the only time I am allowed in the room and on the big bed...Try it!
Love Clover xo
no no no no noooooooo. Free Toffee, Toffee didn't do it. If they got you a little step you could get on and off the bed. Toffee remember if no one sees you do it they can't prove a thing.
Simba xx
I will send you a pupcake with a file in it to escape. Maybe you should get some steps off the big big bed???
Lots of Licks, Ruby
Toffee
That was hawsh and unusual punishment especially fow a fiwst offendew...my fwiend Scruffy is studing to be a lawyew, I think he should take youw case..this judgement has to be ovewtuwned..we will take it to the highest couwt!
Pleez have mewcy youw judgeship ..look at that sweet innocent Toffee
smoochie kisses
Asta
Hi, Toffee
I am so sorry. We can talk with your dad and maybe we can convince him that it was not your intention! I have lots of steps around my house... ask your dad for one of those and I am sure that won't happen again! You will enjoy the big bed and when the nature calls you can come down to the right place!
Have a good night
Lorenza
FREE TOFFEE! FREE TOFFEE! FREE TOFFEE!
shall i hold up poster saying FREE TOFFEE?
tell them accident happens! they should close the door if they don't want u to have accidents. btw, do you know how to use your own toilet now?
wet wet licks
Boo
Poor Toffee I think you need to apply to a higher court (like your mom) to have this sentence overturned
hugs
Scrappy
Oh No Toffee!!! You poor little fella. FREE Toffee!! He's too adorable to be in jail.
oh no!! toffee in prison...
i'll help u start a petition...
what? wetting the bed is a crime?
all hooman pups need to be in jail then.
love..
chiyo
Oh no.. Please let Toffee out. It's only an accident and he wont do it again...
~ Girl girl
Oh NO!
I am going to start digging garden and come and save you. I'll be there in a year. Hopefully sooner!
Oh no! You committed a crime? Oooh Toffee, I wish I can help you out but your country is really far away! I hope your daddy will give a parole soon...
Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer
OMdoG.. you peed and pooped on the bed?!!
With that cutie face, no one can stay mad at you for long.. try those 'puppy dog' eyes Toffee.. you'll be released in no time at all...
awwww!! please Toffee's daddy :( let him out :( look at that face...we are sure he didn't mean too :( awwweeee!!!
Hey Toffee - we are coming over to your place to rescue you !!
Tell your daddy that you are not gonna do it again !! please let toffe outta that jail :(
S and C
oh boy my fatty sister Chloe is also banned from the big big bed for peeing in it and she can get down...she was just being bad. Perhaps if you do some cute tricks dad aka judge will lighten your sentence? How about a work release program?
That's horrible! I mean, you couldn't help it! When you gotta go, you gotta go. I hope you get released from the cold, cruel cell very soon! It's the weekend, and you deserve some fun!
Sparky
Toffee,
oh no poor darling I send an official looking note to your pawrents to plead for clemency so that you may be free.
It was an accident !! be a good boy & look up at your pawrents pleadingly with your eye's & surely they will have to let you out :)
Wuffs
o i just hate it when they pull out all the exhibits! no chance at all for our defence. it must've been tough serving your life pen sentence.
dear mister dadship, i am toffee's friend and i would like to ask that you consider probation for toffee instead. he is truly sorry and really too young to lock away for such a long time. besides, it would be troublesome for the family to visit, right? (and if you do not free our beloved toffee this instance, we're forming a line to bite your butt!)
yours sincerely,
fee
yep! You are sooooo "not guilty", you cannot be imprisoned for an "accident", in my view anyway!
Hope you get released from the slammer real soon - Toffee!
awww..nooo!! it was an accident! tell that to ur daddy!!! get out get out! tell ya what..act cute! show them ur big big eyes! it always works! =P
Verdict is unfair. u need a re-trial. Get a lawyer might help.
Love
Boy n Baby
Oh no!! Toffee! Am I too late to come petition the dadship.
Tell him it's not entirely your fault. Blame it on all the wallymelons and coconut juice you had at the beach pawty.
Hey dadship...have mercy on little toffee. He's only a kid. He didnt mean it. Please please let him out. Afterall if not for him, you'll not have fresh clean sheets for the nite :P
Wet licks
Chilli
Oh no!!! My judge(dad) would have freaked out too!! Sometimes sad puppy eyes and whinning just doesn't work : (
Sorry!!
bernard
Oh dear Toffee, I just saw this. Are you alright now? Next time, I'm sure you won't be so unluckily to get caught again. *Giggle*
Snuggle,
Precious
Hey, judge! Please show a little mercy to my buddy, Toffee here. It's his first offense, and you don't want to have to spend your time going to the supreme court on this, do you?
Toffee, hang tough, man! We'll bust you out if he doesn't let you out!
Goober love & shock,
Stanley
woofies toffee, nice to meet ya...hmm ur dadship, let toffee outta jail, he verwy verwy sworry....he just a litte guy, dont go so ruff on he...
b safe,
;)lacylulu
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