I have been taken to the highest court for my judgement.
Judge (dad): Do you solemnly swear that you will tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?
Toffee: yes your Dadship.
Judge (dad): a complaint has been given, stating that you have peed and pooped at the (reads the document again) uh.. Big big bed while no one was in the bedroom?
Toffee: no! I can't climb the big big bed
Judge (dad): we have exhibit A
Judge (dad): do you recognise this?
Toffee: yes, uh.. that's the box I won from the Pets on Pawrade Contest.
Judge (dad): you have used this as an accomplice so you can climb the big big bed. Is it correct?Toffee: uhhh... uhhh.. umm.. I might have used that.. gulp..
Judge (dad): then the box toppled over and you don't know how to get down so you soiled the big big bed.
Toffee: waah! I just want to see the big big bed.. I got scared and I can't go down.
Judge (dad): so you admit you did commit the crime?
Toffee: I can't help it.. I don't know how to get down and I feel soo excited being in the big big bed..
Judge (dad): you have commited a crime.. and therefore you must be punished.
Toffee: no no no! I'm still underaged.. help help! I didn't mean it
Judge (dad): for that I order for a LIFE PEN SENTENCE and ban you from the big big bed and the room.
My furrends, please help me. I want to go back in the room with the big big bed. Help me convince the Judge a.k.a. Dad.Oh poor me..
I plead to you my furrends...
I'll be depending on you to save me from this cold cruel cell.. you're my only hope..